allisontex:

look how could i not


A̧re ̧y̕ou͏ ̀ge͞ttįng ͠AŅG̷RY,͘ ̷Eps̢il̛on͢?

No. I’m fine. Beat it!

I̡’m̧ hȩr̢e ̵if̀ ̸yo͘u͝ ̧n͟eȩd̡ m͝e̵.͝

(Source: team-achievement)


(Source: themaddestdog)



huntressgoodwitch:

you could have at least gotten up from the chair and chased after her yang


abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life



(Source: 1overjordan24)


Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.